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It seems that everybody has a slogan these days, but what if your favorite brands started to make condoms? Here's what their slogans might be... Now it's up to you to decide which brand to use!
7UP: It's an up thing.
AT&T: Reach out and touch someone.
Avis: Trying harder than ever.
Bounty: The quicker picker upper.
Breyers: Taste, not technology.
California Lotto: Who's next?
Campbell's Soup: Mmmm, mmmm good.
Chevron: Use them? People do.
Chevy: Like a rock.
Coca Cola: Always the Real Thing.
Delta Airlines Travel Pack: Delta's ready when you are.
DeVry Condom: A higher degree of success.
Dial: Aren't you glad you use it? Don't you wish everybody did?
Diet Coke: Just for the taste of it.
Diet Pepsi: You got the right one, baby.
Disney: Remember the magic.
Double Mint: Double your pleasure, double your fun!
Downy: Come on in.
Duncan Donuts Condom: It's worth the trip.
Duracell: Can't top the copper top.
Easy-Off Kitchen: It does all the work, so you hardly have to work at all.
Energizer: It keeps going and going and going....
Extra: Lasts longer, and longer, and longer.
Exxon: Rely on the tiger.
Flintstones Vitamins Condom Pack: Ten million strong and growing.
Ford: The best never rest.
General Electric: We bring good things to life!
Glade Plug-Ins: Plug it in, Plug it in.
Hanes (ladies): Just my size!
KFC: Finger-Licking Good.
Lays: Betcha' can't have just one.
M&M: "It melts in your mouth, not in your hands!"
Macintosh: It does more, it costs less, its that simple.
Maxwell House Coffee: Good to the last drop!
McDonald's: Have you had your break today?
Mentos: The freshmaker.
Microsoft: Where do you want to go today?
Milk: Does a body good.
Napa Auto Parts: Keeps America running.
New York Lotto: Cause hey... you never know.
Nike: Just do it.
Nissan: Enjoy the ride.
Palmolive: Tough on grease, not on hands.
Pepsi: Generation Next.
Pringles: Once you pop, you can't stop.
Publix: Where shopping is a pleasure.
Sears: Come see the many sides.
Secret: Strong enough for a man, but pH balanced for a woman.
Sprite: Obey your thirst.
Star Trek: Beam me up.
Star Trek: To Boldly Go Where No Man Has Gone Before.
Taco Bell: Get some; make a run for the border.
The Carl's Jr.: If it doesn't get all over the place, it doesn't belong in your face!
The Dominos Pizza: Hot! Wow! Now!
The John Bobbit: Riveted for her pleasure. Strong for his protection.
The Sears Latex: One coat is good for the entire winter.
Toyota: Oh what a feeling.
United Airlines Travel Pack: Fly United.
Volkswagen: Drivers Wanted.
Wide Leg Jeans: It's wide open!
Wrigley's: Pure chewing satisfaction.
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